IN THE FACE OF EMUS TOOK FLIGHT: THE GREAT EMU WAR

Back in the dusty summer of, Australia faced a curious problem. A large flock of emus, those feathered behemoths, decided that the farmland in Western Australia was {prime real estate|their new home. The farmers were outraged, as these emus were munching on their crops with abandon. a decision they came to regret, decided to call in the military.

On the frosty morning of February 8th, 1782, a dark chapter unfolded in the annals of American history. The peaceful settlement of Gnadenhutten, home to hundreds of friendly Lenape Indians who had sought refuge from war, was brutally attacked by a band of American militiamen. Driven by vengeance, these men, led by the infamous Major John Sullivan,